A Cute Little Old Lady Goes To The Doctor

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this


problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never


smell and are always silent. In fact, I've passed gas at least 10 times


since I've been here in your office, but you didn't know it because they


don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills


and come back to see me next week."


The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what


the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, it's still silent, but it


stinks terribly". "Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's


work on your hearing."